Published in About Me Stories·PinnedAbout Me — Lara da RochaI convert my bad luck into stories (to fool myself into believing there is a point to any of this) — Most events in life can be categorized in one of two ways: a good time, or a good story. ― Margot Leitman, Long Story Short This quote summarizes my current philosophy towards life. I’ve had plenty of shitty things happen to me throughout the years (read more about it below!)…About Me5 min read
Published in Innards·PinnedExcuse Me? I Can’t Possibly Have Cancer(I absolutely do, though) — “It’s good that you brought your partner along this time,” the pulmonologist told me as he called us into his office. Matthias and I shared a look that said, Uh-oh. Our butts had barely touched the padded chairs when he gave us the news. “It’s cancer.” The words fell into…Health5 min read
May 27I am a ScientistMy DNA is equal parts scientist and artist. My father’s side of the family is full of engineers, doctors, and physicists. The kind of people who thrive on structure and precision. The kind of people who find comfort on 1+1 always being 2, and who get a sparkle in their…Nonfiction11 min read
May 25Muhammad, the Desert DriverLast October, my partner Matthias and I traveled to Egypt, the magical place of my childhood dreams. On the first 7 days of the 10-day trip, we visited the major temples and sights, crowded with tourists and pushy salespeople. For the last three days of our vacation, I wanted more…Nonfiction7 min read
May 25Shandra, the Spanish InvaderWhat hating my colleague taught me about my female relationships — When I first heard Shandra’s voice, I knew she was bad news. Her high pitch told me she wanted too much attention. The way she generously used her “pleases” and “thank yous” told me she was fake — nobody’s that nice. …Nonfiction6 min read
May 25Third-rate PetsGrowing up, my parents didn’t allow me to have real pets. The kind of pets that follow you around the house and miss you when you’re gone. I had to get by with third-rate pets instead. If it was slimy, cold-blooded, and dull, I could have it. But a cat…Nonfiction4 min read
May 25Confessions of a Grade A CheaterEquations, betrayal, and deceit — In my family, we consider that a person’s value lies in their intellect and that the best way to measure it is with academic performance. My grandfather Aníbal would always greet me with “So how are your grades?” before proceeding to hug me. I’d happily answer, as he’d reward me…Nonfiction5 min read
May 25Where is the Soulmate I was Promised?(and my Happily Ever After) — I was the first girl in my kindergarten class to get a boyfriend. I must have been only about 3 years old, but I had already entered a committed, long-term relationship, with a blonde boy named Kevin. We didn’t do anything special together, we just called each other boyfriend and…Nonfiction10 min read
May 22The StrangerMy awkward relationship with my father — My father wasn’t around much during my childhood. I realize this sentence usually indicates an irresponsible parent, who cares more about having fun than taking care of his children, but it wasn’t as exciting as that. He was still happily married to my mother (as far as a kid like…Personal Essay5 min read
Published in The Virago·May 22My Road to Becoming a FeministI hated it all the way — My first memory of Christmas is when, in 1991, my mother gifted me a toy truck at my pre-school's Christmas party. I was three years old, and I hated that truck with all my being. "I asked for a Barbie!" I screamed, tears streaming from my eyes. All around me…Feminism6 min read